Dating Week: Don't Be Late

This week, I've been doling out advice and being pretty picky about who I want to date. But maybe I shouldn't be so high and mighty. After all, I haven't exactly been Mr. Stellar when it comes to the dates I've went on. In fact, there was one in particular that stands out. The place we agreed to meet was, according to Mapquest, 6 minutes from my place. I left 20 minutes early. I was a half an hour late. To no one's surprise, I'm sure, there was no second date.

"If you don’t mind, I will begin at the beginning. Long before Christ, the king of Judah was a man named Josiah."
"Boy, when you say beginning, you mean beginning."