Man's Law

You seen this yet? Miller Lite has a new ad campaign: Man Laws. A bunch of guys in a secluded room deciding the unwritten rules that dictate man's behavior. Triple H. The Bus. Turd Ferguson. They're the men of the square table. Do you trust these hombres to decide the important things in life like how long until you can pick up a friend's ex-girlfriend? We shall see. The commercials began airing today. This morning, actually. Not a good sign if they're targetting the pre-noon lush,

"Oh, massage chair, if we lived in Canada, I would make you my bride."