Little Bundle Of Hate

I finally gotten around to seeing Amy and the Goat's baby. Well, I've seen the baby before but this time I actually got to hold the little guy. And was he pissed. I could tell he despised me before. But when he was actually in my arms? A whole new level of bile and hate spewing out him. So young, yet so much anger towards me. Look at his face! Not a happy camper. And here's the proud parents threatening me with violence if I come near them and their kin again.So, who's baby should I hold next? Any volunteers?

"If there's anything more important than my ego on this ship, I want it caught and shot now"