Unabated Ratings

That's the Site Meter graph that indicates the hit count for the Unabated Sports web site I work on. I guess you could call that a spike when you get more that five times as many people coming to your site in a day than your best day before. So how did we accomplish such a feat? We have the ultimate losers to thank for that. Oh, and drunk, sexed-up fighting cheerleaders don't hurt, either.

Jeff's been working on the Bengals All-Disappointment Team for a while and posted it on a BengalsZone Forum page. It doesn't take too long for a Cincinnati fan to start rattling off some of the worst transactions in franchise history. There's so many to choose from and so many of them are so incredibly bad. And then there's the Panthers Cheeleaders drunken sexin' and fightin' story. That link was picked up by a Houston Chronicle writer and put up on his blog. Take those two stories, post them on the same day: BAM!

So, I have learned a lot from this and will start applying this to my blog. From here on out, I'm only gonna blog about Akili Smith and wasted, horny cheerleaders. That should get my hit count up for a while.